to sent to Mars on a dangerous one-way trip. Only one of the
three would go, and that candidate would never return to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first candidate, an engineer,
how much he wanted to be paid to go.
“One million dollars,“ replied the engineer,
“and I want it donated to my alma mater, Rice University.“
The interviewer asked the next candidate the same question.
“Two million dollars,“ answered the doctor,
“and I want to give one million to my family and leave the
other million to medical research.“
The third candidate, a lawyer, was asked the same question.
“Three million dollars!“ replied the lawyer.
“Why so much?“ the interviewer inquired.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me three million,
I’ll keep a million, give you a million, and we’ll send the engineer.“
~Got Another one!!~
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob’s standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, “Ah, OK, sure, I’ll help you.“
The man asks, “Can you unzip my zipper?“
Bob says, “OK.“
Then the man says, “Can you pull it out for me?“
Bob replies, “Uh, yeah, OK.“
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, “Thanks, man, I really appreciate it.“
Bob says, “No problem, but what the hell’s wrong with your ****?
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, “I don’t know, but I sure am not touching it myself!“
So Funny de lor.. HAHA..
Ok i going off now to WinterStory Chalet although i not staying overnite there haha.. cya
